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Season 2, Episode 1 Quotes

Jen: How long have you been disabled?
Roy: Ten years..
Jen: And how did that happen, if that's not a rude question?
Roy: Acid..

Season 2, Episode 2 Quotes

Roy: (Shouting in pain) Oh no Jesus! Ahh! Jesus! Call me an ambulance! I'm not f**king joking! Call me a f**king ambulance! I'm not..
Roy: Oh. Oh no wait.. (reaching into jacket pocket) that's my phone.

Season 2, Episode 3 Quotes

Narrator: (Parody of a PSA before a film) You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a baby. You wouldn't shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet. You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet. And then send it to the policeman's grieving widow. And then steal it again! Downloading films is stealing. If you do it, you will face the consequences. (FBI agent shoots girl in the back of her head while watching an illegally downloaded film)
Roy: Man, these anti-piracy ads are getting really mean.
Moss: I've got your advert here, I've printed it out. (Takes out ad from pocket) "I want to cook with you."
Yohan: Oh no no, my english is not so good.
Moss: Oh! You want to cook with me. Using me!
Yohan: Yes! Yes!

Season 2, Episode 4 Quotes

Jen: Now, I'll be honest with you, the reason I got you around a bit early is to go over a few ground rules with you. If this evening is going to work in any way, you need to pretend to be normal people, yeah? Keep the conversation about things that would interest everybody.. you know, nothing about memory or RAM.
Moss: Memory is RAM!

Season 2, Episode 5 Quotes

Jen: (Pitching idea to the Dragon's Den) Women in the workplace.. (pauses)
Dragon: Take your time.
Jen: Women working in a workplace environment work in workplaces.. um.. where they work. And, as a women, as a worker, as a women worker who works in the workplace..um..sorry bit of asthma (starts stuttering and loses thought)
Moss: (Pulls out bra, holds it up, bra ignites in flame)
Roy: We are looking for 400,000 pounds and 2 percent.

Season 2, Episode 6 Quotes

(Roy attempting to hit a golf ball into Moss' mouth) Moss: Okay, one more try.
Roy: Jen would never let us do this.
Moss: No, she'd be all like "Aw, this is dangerous, you're gonna hit Moss in the face."
Douglas: I like you Jen. You don't ask questions. A lot of people would be confused as to why I invited them up here then asked them to leave, not you. A person's got to have a lot of backbone to allow herself to be ordered around like that. You've got spunk and balls, and I like that in a woman.
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